The Big Bouncereviewed by Brian "the Naked Gun" Felts
"The Big Bounce" is a remake of a 1969 movie, same name, based on a book by Elmore
Leonard. The modern version takes place in Hawaii where small time crook Jack Ryan, played by
Owen Wilson (Starsky and Hutch), is fired by the foreman of a construction company, building a hotel on sacred
native islander ground. Jack is thrown in jail after breaking the jaw of said foreman and is
released by police on the word of a judge, and fellow hotel owner, Walter Crews, played by
Morgan Freeman (Bruce Almighty). He then meets the judge and is offered a job as a handyman at his hotel.
During that time, Jack meets Nancy Hayes, played by Sara Foster (D.E.B.S.), who is the abused girlfriend of
Ray Ritchie, played by Gary Sinise (Apollo 13), the original hotel owner Ryan was fired from helping
build. Simple, isn't it? Well, Sara convinces Jack to steal
$250,000 of Ray's money so they can run off together, living happily ever after. Yet, it turns
out he is setting up Jack with the help of Walter and Ray's wife, Alison, played by Bebe
Neuwirth (How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days).
In the end Ray gets killed, Walter and Alison live happily ever after, Nancy is
wandering around, alone, and Jack gets all of the money as well as some girl in cabana #9 we don't even know.
You see what I mean?
I can't understand why any of the actors of talent, Sinise and Freeman, would want to do this
movie. They have established themselves, and they don't need to work on crap like this. I can
understand Wilson doing it, because he is the main star and not teaming up with someone. This
is also Sara Foster's first movie after coming over from the modeling world, so I can see why
she did it too. However, I am starting to get concerned about Freeman. He seems to be picking the
crappiest movies to do lately--this and "Dreamchatcher", and its scary. He is an Academy Award® nominated actor.
He doesn't need to do this.
I would be remised if I did not mention the director George Armitage and screenwriter
Sebastian Gutierrez. Armitage directed "Grosse Pointe Blank" in 1997, which I liked, so I am hoping
this is a mistake. The directing just didn't seem to be there. The actors seem to be
un enthused, and I really couldn't wait for the movie to be over. Gutierrez has recently written
the screenplay for "Gothika," and since I have heard good things about it, I assume this is also
an anomaly. Characters had no depth. I didn't care about a single one of them, and the plot
wondered without making sense, especially the ending.
I haven't read the book, so I don't know
if IT is the problem. I am guessing the producers did not want to spend a lot of money and
left a lot of information out, because this film is a complete waist. The book had two
movies made based on it.
This is not a good film, but go ahead a see it and explain it too me. Just watch it when you are
sick with a cold or stomach flu. That way, you cant feel any worse. Brian - the Naked Gun
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