This review is the result of a challenge from Benn to Brian because of the Calender Girls fiasco.
This movie sucks Benn's balls. There is nothing of quality of this movie. How good can this movie be when the first 8 minutes of the movie is devoted to a man trying to find a movie a toilet. Bwah hah hah hah hah……crap. This movie is devoid of anything important and should be shown to criminals who are on death row.

Billy Brown, played by Vincent Gallo (Truth or Consequences, NM,) spends the first 8 minutes of the movie looking for a bathroom after getting released from prison and the next 70 being an a**hole. Gallo provides no depth to this character and does nothing to make this character interesting. His whinny voice is irritating after the third sentence and I had to turn the movie off several times. No talent ass clown.

Speaking of the no talent ass clown, Gallo also wrote and directed this. His writing skills are poor at best and all of his character are either not believable or you don't care about them. His directing style is also crappy. His overhead shots were inconsistent and his first person shots are boring and combine that with the writing its painful to watch. The scene at the bowling alley was particularly bad. What was the point of Ricci dancing on the floor? Stupid.

Let me ask the women reading this, if a guy kidnaps you and threatens your life if you don't pretend to be his girlfriend, would you try to scream for help and run away, or would you fall in love with this incredible large loser and want to be with him? That's what I thought. Christina Ricci did not help her career by doing this movie and she should be thankful that only Coffee House losers like this movie.

I will not speak anymore of this movie, it represents all that is wrong with Independent cinema. I now must go and bathe in the purity that is George Lucas to cleanse myself of this brown stain that is Vincent Gallo and his movie.

Brian - the Naked Gun