Oh my God. What complete and utter crap! What were the producers thinking when they saw the outcome of this movie? I'll tell you. "I just spent $10 million on this s**t? Tell me it's a joke?"

I didn't want to see "Catwoman," because I was afraid I would have to put this on my "Worst Movies Ever" list and kick off something else. I hate those others so much, but this is going to make the list, worst ever.

Okay. The story is about a make up art designer named Patience Phillips, played by the hot--but apparently will work for anything--Halle Berry (Gothika), who works for this evil empire type husband and wife makeup moguls, who basically hate each other.

The husband, George Hedare, played by Lambert Wilson (Timeline), is basically dumping his model wife Laurel, played by Sharon Stone (Cold Creek Manor), because time has caught up to her, and she is now old. So, he embraces this new model, and she decides she wants to put something in the new line of make up, which the model is promoting to disfigure her and any in contact with it, getting back at her husband.

Patience accidentally walks in on it, and she gets flush down the sewer. She is near death when an Egyptian house cat transfers its spirit into Patience, so now she is alive and kicks some ass. Can you believe someone actually thought highly enough of this idea to actually put it on paper? Unbelievable.

The script for this masterpiece comes from the same trio of geniuses who brought us "The Net," "The Game" and destroyed "The Terminator" franchise by penning number 3. They have also been asked to do T4. Please, have Arnold stay away from this film.

These Einstein's are John Brancato, Michael Ferris and John Rogers. Oh, the person who envisioned this story is Theresa Rebeck, and I love the name of the director. Are you ready for this? Its great...Pitof. What is that, French for ass cream? Please, take yourself back across the pond, you no talent hack.

I ask all people who see this movie do two things. One, watch "Batman Returns" and see how the character of Catwoman should be written and played. Not that Halle could do anything with this script other than use it to wipe her crack, but Michele Pfeiffer did a great job with a well written script. The second thing you need to do is, petition the companies who produced this movie and demand your money back.

It's crap. Nothing else to say. I would rather be castrated and sent to live in Paris than watch this movie again.

Brian - the Naked Gun