How good can a movie be when the most recognizable actor in the movie is the guy who played Ferris Bueller's dad in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? This movie is such a horrible rip off of Alien that this movie should have been named, "The Sh*tty version of Alien."

Two competing Space Corporations, one from West Germany, and one from the USA, send geological teams to Titan, one of the moons of Saturn, to investigate the findings of a previous geological team that was on the moon yet disappeared. Once there the American group discovers that the West German team was killed by some Alien creatures that kill their victims and then take their bodies over. So as the team of scientists is taken out one by one, it is up to the remaining scientists to kill the Alien and then escape the moon. Hmmm, does this at all sound familiar?

As I was wasting the 90 minutes of my life that it took to watch this horrible display of acting, directing, writing, anything associated with the performing arts, I was thinking of a Simpson's TV episode where Principle Skinner is fired. He is at the Kwiki Mart and Skinner tells Bart how he is going to write this great movie script about dinosaurs that are brought back to life through DNA, and Apu rips into Skinner saying, "Oh you have got to be kidding sir. First you thing of an Idea that has already been done, and then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through?...it was on the best seller list for 18 months, every magazine cover had it…most popular movies of all time sir, What were you thinking?" Apu says it best.

The movie is so bad that they had to change the name of it from Creature to Titan Find. So they take a bad title and make it worse. I wonder what it would be like to change the name of other bad movies and make it worse. Let's see, Into the Blue now is Shiny cold water. House of Wax now becomes The Paris Hilton Sex video. Nope, this doesn't make the movie more entertaining.

The only redeeming quality is that there is a brief moment of some nudity of a hot chick that looked more like a porn star than an actress. I am sitting here trying to come up with the perfect phrase that would best explain this movie, yet I don't think I want to waste anymore time on this film. Again I say how good can a movie be when the only recognizable actor is the dad from Ferris Bueller?

Brian - the Naked Gun