The Crimson Rivers (France)reviewed by Brian "The Naked Gun" Felts
"The Crimson Rivers" takes
place in France, which is good because it's in French. If you don't understand French, you have to
read this movie. This is not a bad movie. It just took a weird tangent at the end which kind of made
it boring instead of exciting.
A Paris police officer--kind of--by the name of Pierre Niemans, played by Reno, is
sent to a remote part of France where the librarian of a highly selective University in an isolated
town is butchered in a very unique way. At the same time, in a town 60 kilometers away, a small
town policeman, Max Kerkerian, played by Vincent Cassell (Brotherhood of the Wolf),
is investigating the desecration of a ten year old girl's grave. Their investigations are combined
when Max's main suspect is found dead by Pierre in the mountains. This leads them on a journey, discovering the
breeding of a master race at the French University.
The reason why the movie suffers is it starts out as a thriller. A sadistic serial killer
hacking up bodies in a ritualistic way, while an apparent grave robber is trying to prevent some
supernatural being from killing innocent people. However, it goes from this to some kind of ritual
Nazi thing. From really good to "What?" Maybe it's a European thing, and justifiable, that
anything dealing with Nazis is bad. I don't see why the story had to go in this direction.
The whole reason why I rented this was to watch Jean Reno. He didn't let me down. He continues to
be one of my favorite action heroes, which I don't get to see enough. The rest of the actors are
neither here nor there and are all there. However, I do like Vincent Cassell. It's nice to see
him as a good guy instead of the bad guy like in "Brotherhood of the Wolf."
There are better movies out there than this. It's not bad, but it could have been better if it had
ignored the whole Nazi thing and gone a different angle. If you have a hankering for a French
thriller movie, than by all means, but if you want a good thriller movie, then find something
else.
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