Dir. Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Writ. Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Act. Kal Penn,Adam Campbell, Jayma Mays, Faune Chambers, Jennifer Coolidge

From the two ass clowns that brought us the incredibly unfunny and horrible Date Movie, comes an even un-funnier movie that sucks so bad words have not been invented yet to describe the utter sh*tyness of this movie. I hope Writer/Director tandem Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer come to Colorado to make a movie so I can personally kick their ass. I don't care if I go to jail, they need to know that they have no talent, they should be told that they should not be making movies and the movies they make are harmful to the general public.

The story goes, four orphans, Edward, played by Kal Penn (The Namesake,) Peter, played by Adam Campbell (Date Movie,) Lucy, played by Jayma Mays (Red Eye), and Susan, played by Faune Chambers (White Chicks,) are 'thrown' out of the storylines of their respective movies (Nacho Libre, X-Men, The DaVinci Code, Snakes on a Plane,) and are all put in the same movie in the land of Gnarnia. There they must fight the White Bitch, played by Jennifer Coolidge (Best in Show,) with the help of a horny half lion, half man Aslo.

No, the movie is not as unfunny as it sounds. It is ten times worse than that. I mean, how can the producers call a movie that does not create ONE laugh a comedy? How can these two no talent clowns get work? Still? Date Movie was bad enough, but this is un-excusable. This movie is not funny and it should never have been made. The parodies are stupid and any semblance of a joke they may have stumbled upon was beat to death before the actual joke happens.

I dare any person out there in the world to find two movies written and directed by the same person or persons that are as visually horrible and painful to watch as this movie and Date Movie, created by Friedberg and Seltzer. If I become a millionaire, the first thing I am going to do is buy every copy of this movie produced and have it melted in to an effigy of these two talent-less f*ck ups and then I am going have it buried in the biggest city sewer system in the sh*tiest third world country there is so hopefully they will get the hint to walk away from the movie business forever. If you two are reading this, congratulations, you are smarter than I thought for actually being able to read, you have no talent in writing or directing films. Find another profession, and walk away.

Brian - the Naked Gun