***This movie was apart of the Brian and Benn movie challenge to each other.***

Oh my mother f*cking God! This is the biggest piece of sh*t movie ever, EVER, to be put on film. This is the kind of movie that usually ends movie careers and I am surprised that people continued to make movies after this. I would certainly hope that the producer's, and directors and ANYONE associated with this movie were given the "Passion of the Christ" treatment.

This festering boil on the ass of Barbara Streisand story is about three girls named Kelly (Kelly Clarkson-f*cking American Idol winner,) Alexia (Katherine Bailless-Bring It On Again,) and Kay (Anika Noni Rose-Surviving Christmas,) go to Florida to enjoy spring break. We are also introduced 3 guys Justin (Justin Guarini - runner up to the f*cking American Idol show,) Brandon (Greg Siff - Boychick,) and Eddie (Brian Dietzen-thankfully nothing else,) who are shameless promoters of sex and parties during spring break. I can't go on, this story or non-story is just horrible.

This is an 80 minute American Idol/MTV video, that's it. No real story, plot, character development, emotion, acting talent, intelligence, charm, cunning, skill, drama, comedy, or anything else you might remotely want to see in any movie. I would rather watch the clubbing of baby seals, the beheading of prisoners in Iraq, video from the Tsunami disaster in Malaysia, and just about another horrible f*cking thing that can scar a person for life then watch this movie. I physically and emotional got angry 20 minutes into this movie, and I can not believe ANYONE, would think this is good. I would hope Justin and Kelly would realize that this was horrible and not promote it or speak of it ever again.

The real tragedy is that some of these people have real singing talent and this movie is so horrible it overshadows these young people. Kelly can sing, so can Justin. Anika Noni Rose just won a Tony Award ® for leading actress in a musical in 2004. So there is some real talent, musically, in this movie. However, just because you have musical talent does not mean you can act. Kelly was terrible. She couldn't act her way out of a hospital room full of comatose invalids. But she has no training so there's no surprise. I hope she doesn't because if she does have training, she better get her money back and that trainer's next job should be cleaning out Porta-Potty's forever.

Now a special comment to the writer, Kim Fuller. While I hope that you never have anything truly evil happen to you, you should be banned from ever writing a script, play, and tele-play ever again. You should be kicked out of the states of California, New York, Illinois and any other state you may be allowed to put pen to paper. Ed Wood has written better quality of movie's that you have and even though he has been dead for 20 + years is still capable of writing better movies than you. STAY AWAY FROM HOLLYWOOD!

I truly hope that nobody I know likes this movie for I will forever think less of them. All copies of film, DVD's, and video, should be gathered up and p*ssed and sh*t on by every human on the planet and then dumped on the creators of American Idol, the producers of the movie, and the genius that came up with this story. This is the only way we can be assured that this kind of movie ever gets made again. I am surprised we are not at the apocalypse as we speak.

Brian - the Naked Gun