This review is the result of a challenge from Benn of a movie for Brian to endure.


Dir. John Fortenberry
Writ. Barbara Williams, Samantha Adams, Neil Tolken
Act. Pauly Shore

This is a movie first, a comedy that does not make anyone laugh. I also dare the man to tell me how Pauly Shore is funny. He has show that he is the worst actor to ever grace the silver screen and hopefully he is banned from Hollywood which should only be the tip of the iceberg. Pauly Shore, you should be forced to clean all rectal thermometers with your tongue.

So the f*cking idiot known as Pauly Shore (Encino Man) is Tommy Collins, a f*cking idiot who has to find some place to live while his mother runs of to Las Vegas in the family motor home with her boyfriend to get married. Therefore, the f*cking idiot decides to honor his jury duty assignment and gets assigned to a murder trial. Long story short, the f*cking idiot some how miraculously figures out that the murder is actually innocent and a man on the jury is in fact the actual murderer.

Pauly shore has no talent. The only reason why he found success was the f*cking grunge idiot kids from the 1990's thought his stoned act was funny. Fortunately they stopped smoking their crack and realized that Pauly Shore is a f*cking idiot. Too bad Hollywood did not get that message until they let him make an extra ten movies. I hate him and he is all that was wrong with comedic cinema in the 1990's.

Um, don't watch this movie. I would love to buy all copies of this movie just so I could grind them up into an anvil and beat him over the head with it. Just like the title of his latest movie, Pauly Shore Must Die. Now I am not advocating his murder, I just wouldn't miss him if he shuffled loose the mortal coil. I will not mention any other actors in this movie because they deserved a better fate. F*ck You Pauly Shore!

Brian - the Naked Gun