Brian Felts Lionheart (1990)
reviewed by Brian "The Naked Gun" Felts

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Oh, my God, did "Lionheart" just plain suck. Message to Jean-Claude Van Damme: "If you do the same stupid movie over and over, and yet give it different names with different characters, the public will soon tire of this kind of movie." Maybe that's why all of your newer movies have been direct to video. Because they, like you, suck. How many times do you have to get your ass kicked for 1 hour and 20 minutes, only for you to win it in the end? I would think once is enough for me.

Let's see. Before this movie, you did "Bloodsport"--your only good one may I add, "Black Eagle," "Cyborg" and "Kickboxer." After "Lionheart," you proceeded to do "Death Warrant," "Double Impact," "Universal Soldier," "No Where to Run" and "Hard Target." Let me count--10. That's ten movies with the same plot, action and ending. The only reason why "Timecop" isn't on this list, it was the first watchable movie after "Bloodsport." That is not good.

To quote the great Benn Farrell, I suggest you all go to your local video store, find this movie, take into the bathroom, p**s on it and mail it to Jean-Clod. Maybe then, he will stop making these P.O.S.'s.

Brian - the Naked Gun