Renegade(Blueberry) (2004) reviewed by Benn "Where's the Humanity?" Farrell
Released in the U.S. as "Renegade," this picture follows the plights of New Orleans cajun Mike
Blueberry, played by Vincent Cassel (Ocean's 12), a town marshall who befriended the native americans
of the land.
In his youth, he tangled with a roughian named Wallace Blount, played by Michael Madsen (Wyatt Earp),
and some young whore Blueberry had feelings for was shot dead in the process. Blueberry jumps out a
window as the whore's room goes up in flames with Blount in it.
Later, there are a handful of characters searching for this manuscript, which is supposed to lead
them to a mountain. Inside the mountain is an unfathomable power, of which is NEVER fully described. Everyone
wants this power, but we are never told what having the power means for anyone.
In the end--yes, I'm giving away the ending, Blueberry and Blount BOTH obtain the power, but it turns
out to be a very bad peyote trip. I'm not kidding. That's all it was; very strange.
The story also includes some flirting between Blueberry and Maria, played by Juliette Lewis
(Kalifornia). She gets fully naked for this thing by the way. However, her part is completely useless. Come
to think of it, with the exception of Cassel, Madsen and maybe Eddie Izzard (All the Queen's Men) as Prosit,
pretty much every character in this movie was useless. In fact, the movie itself was pretty flippin' useless.
The only thing exciting about this movie is watching the contemporary French cinema camera style used to shoot a picture
set in the American Wild West. However, we are bombbarded by numerous, numerous, numerous western genre cliches
of which these French filmmakers, for some reason, thought the picture could NOT go without.
Holland director Jan Kounen, who hasn't had another picture land in American movie houses, called shots for
this film. The screenplay, based on French comic books created by Jean-Michel Charlier and Jean Giraud,
has six writers' names attached to it, and I guarantee this movie feels THAT misguided for it.
Most of the last act is littered with a melting pot of French made visual effects, as Blueberry has his "secret
experience," encountering this peyote-induced supreme power everyone wanted to get their hands on.
If you happen to have seen Kubrick's third act for "2001: A Space Odyssey," that will give you some
clue as to the last 15 minutes of "Renegade (Blueberry)." In "2001: A Space Odyssey," the viewer is subjected to this 15-minute plus
barrage of visual art, as the character Dave passes through the black monolith. "Renegade" has pretty much
the same 15 minutes of torture as "2001: A Space Odyssey."
Even visually, being the film's most interesting quality, the final act of "Renegade (Blueberry)" is its
worst.
I honestly cannot imagine who, besides fans of the original graphic novels from France, would seriously
get into this picture. For me, it's a total waste of time. However, you could keep a copy around in case
you run out of toilet paper.
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