Thelma & Louisereviewed by Brian "The Naked Gun" Felts
The story starts out with two women, Louise, played by Susan Sarandon (Alfie) and Thelma, played by
Geena Davis (Stuart Little,) are on a mini vacation when the run across a man at a night club who attempts
to rape Thelma in the parking lot. Louise ends up shooting him dead and the two go on the run. Along the
way Thelma falls for this "student" named J.D., played by Brad Pitt (Ocean's 12,) who subsequently steals
the $6700 that Louise got from her boyfriend to get them to Mexico. At this point the two women rely on
each other until they drive off into the sunset.
My man problem with the movie is that with the exception of Harvey Keitel's character, all the men in this
movie are the stereotypical bastard, a**hole, c**ksucker, that you would find in the standard men hater
guide. Thelma's husband Darryl, played by Christopher McDonald (Happy Gilmore,) is a verbal abusing husband
who is cheating on her. Louise's boyfriend Jimmy, played by Michael Madsen (Kill Bill,) is afraid of commitment
and is only able to propose to Louise when he thinks he is losing her. Then of course there is the guy in the
bar that tries to rape Thelma in the parking lot. Oh and the cute guy J.D. that steals the money after tricking
and f*cking Thelma, AND the trucker who is being rude and obnoxious on the entire trip. I mean why does this
women empowerment movie require every man to be an a**hole. Why does the catalyst for the women to be on
the run and start their passage to "independence" need to be a rapist? I mean I am all for the shooting
of the son-of-a-bitch but why does it have to be rape? Why do all the cops but one have to assume the
worst? This is why I didn't want to see the movie and why I wasn't expecting to like it.
But the acting by the ladies was quite good. I thought Sarandon was a very believable character in that
she started off quite strong but by the time the money was stolen she had completely broken down, and
was lost. I didn't quite believe Davis in her job just because her character was a colossal f*ck up
for hour and half and then becomes super strong.
The ending of the movie, when the two girls drive off into the sunset, I still don't understand even
after having a wonderful women tell me why they did it. I guess if it was two guys the thing to do would
have been to turn around and drive at the cops with guns a blazing. But I guess by driving off the cliff,
they get to leave on their own terms. At first I thought I got what she said, but the more I think the
more confused I get, kind of like every relationship I have ever had.
Go ahead and watch this movie is you haven't, it's not my kind of movie, but it is better than I thought
it would be.
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