Dir. Olivier Megaton
Writ. Luc Besson, Robert Mark Kamen
Act. Jason Statham, Natalya Rudakova, Robert Knepper

If wasn't for a super hot Ukranian chick, the movie reel would be JUST good enough to hold up the sagging end of my sofa.

Frank Martin, once again played by Jason Statham (Death Race), puts the driving gloves on again after being brutally coerced into delivering a young Ukranian girl named Valentina to an unknown destination.

Soon, we learn Frank is a pawn in an enviro-political plot to extort an agreement between a Ukranian official and a toxic waste removal agency. Since Frank has to contend with thugs from both sides of the coin, as well as the seductive Valentina's personal feelings towards him, he starts to break his own rules which have earned him his reputation.

Natalya Rudakova, who plays Valentina, is freakin HOT!!! She is the best reason to SEE the movie. Although her acting ability is basement level.

But who cares…look how sexy she is! Hells ya!

Outside of that, I simply shook my head at the enormous amounts of improbable acrobatics from Frank and car chases that I would LOVE to see performed on an Audi test track. The action sequences are very far fetched, but then again, why would you go to a Transporter movie looking for reality?

Overall, I'd say it was enjoyable. The story is at least easy to follow, but the film isn't that appealing to someone like me.

Basically, I sat there for 100 minutes, wanting to f*ck Valentina.

Benn - Where's the Humanity?