Underworld
reviewed by Brian "the Naked Gun" Felts

Another short review, but I know why this time. This movie sucks bad. Its
terrible. There is nothing to say. Kate Beckinsale is the only reason to see
this movie and that isn't a big reason. Sure she is hot but gawd, what a stinker. I
kept wanting to ask the actors in the movie, "You all are bitter for not being in
a 'Interview with a Vampire', Huh?" You want to see this movie, go to your local
Goth bar and watch the children play, because that is all this is. The worst part
is, I like the writer of the movie, but he sure did miss it with this one.
I beg you not to see this movie. Do anything, go to the dentist and get a root
canal, it will be more fun.
Brian-The Naked Gun
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