X-Men (2000)reviewed by Brian "The Naked Gun" Felts
The story revolves around the human race trying to decide what to do with its mutant population that is
unknown to them and afraid. Two mutants, Rogue, played by Anna Paquin (The Piano,) and Wolverine, played
by Hugh Jackman (Van Helsing,) are welcomed into Professor Xavier's school for the gifted, a cover for kids
and people who are mutants. Xavier's, played by Patrick Stewart (Star Trek,) nemesis Magneto, played by Ian
McKellen (Lord of the Rings,) creates a weapon that can turn any human into a mutant and needs Rogue's power
to enlarge the capability of the weapon in order to attack the world leaders gathered at a conference in New
York.
I enjoyed this movie even though I am not a big X-Men fan. I though Jackman did a great job as tough
guy Logan/Wolverine. He treated the character with a quiet anger at not knowing where he comes from and
understanding his ability. Plus he also has a great relationship with James Marsden (The Notebook) who
plays Cyclops, as the both argue over the woman that they are attracted, Jean Grey, played by hottie Famke
Janssen (The House on Haunted Hill.)
Marsden and Jackman's bickering was one of the bright spots in a script that was not funny which is a
key element missing in the movie. X-Men is not very funny. That doesn't mean it is not good, but it
was missing the element that Jack Nicholson brought as the Joker in Batman, the humor to a serious character
or story. The story was serious because it really is about intolerance as shown in the opening scene of the
movie where we see Magneto's family being taken to a concentration camp in Poland at the end of the war. So
the story of the mutants is really about racism, and because of that it is a little depressing.
But the action is quite entertaining and other that Paquin's annoying screaming every now and then, the actors
did a fine job. Although I will say that this is the second movie that Ray Park, as Toad, had almost no lines.
I feel bad for the guy because in Star Wars Episode I, as Darth Maul, he had a voice over actor. Is his voice
that bad? Also Rebecca Romijn-Stamos was the wonderful eye candy that the movie needed, even though she was in
blue paint. I would personally like to be the assistant who helps clean that stuff off.
If you are a fan of X-Men and the comic book, then this movie will make you very happy, and it is
good, I just wish it had a little more humor in it. It is a nice introduction Hugh Jackman who is
a fine actor.
Brian - the Naked Gun |